It's okay. We're cops.

clarri:

Marry: Tony Stark

Live: SHIELD hq

Kids: 42 (jesus)

Cars: Your own supersuit (aww yeah)

Kink: Tight clothing

Job: Scientist

not bad, not bad

science waifu

Marry: Thor
Live: Mansion
Kids: None
Cars: S.H.I.E.L.D. Aircraft Carrier
Kink: Old Flings
Job: Army Spokesperson

Well okay then.

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you who they’d ship you with.

  • Celeb-wise
  • Tumblr-wise
  • Character-Wise

rummyj:

yamino:

kaymonstar:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

And Tim Burton plays Helena Bonham carter. It’s actually directed by Johnny Depp.

No, no, Danny Elfman plays Helena Bonham Carter, and she does the music.

Everyone was M. Night Shyamalan the whole time.

lascocks:

boltong:

kiwi likes to snuggle up to the hand i’m controlling my mouse with and bully me for pats

kiwi is fucking adorable

cries because i cant come to the gay party now that i have a boyfriend ;--;

You can come along, but you’ll need to wear a lot of rainbows and stuff saying you support the LGBTQ community and are straight.

intomybubble:

Ok, I finished an appreciation post for Dirk/Roxy.

x / x / x / x / x / x / x / x / x / x

zilleniose:

butchering Yuki and Haru don’t mind me

zilleniose:

butchering Yuki and Haru don’t mind me